Blondington

2009

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“I hate to say this, but your battery light just went on...”
— Me to guy I was training to...
May 14th
Indiana: Nothing happens.
May 11th
Look how intent I am. This is because my main goal yesterday...
May 11th

Public Transit

Unlike London, where no one cared if someone was, oh, say an hour or so late due to a complex yet working public transit system, in Bloomington, the advanced public bus that only stops twice an hour by my apartment complex is the only way to get anywhere*.
Designer: Hey its ali fm the ids. rachel wanted me to text u cuz were doin the readership guide? im here till 130 today and she wanted to know if ur comin in today
Me: Yeah. Should b in at 11Ish
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Me: Hey, Ali. Yeah, the bus doesn't come until 11:10...
*Pro of this choice of transit compared to its London companion: It has maps. London buses did not.
May 11th
“What are you guys doing?”
— IU police officer accosting...
May 11th

Yes, I chose to stay in Bloomington for...

Now, you might ask yourself, why would someone as charming, wonderful, and intelligent as the author...
May 10th